Handicapped From The Neck Up

A person who is an idiot. A person who has a mental handicap. The term is used to describe those that are not "mentally retarded", but just stupid, like your dumb friend or dumb co-worker. It is not meant to be derogatory to those who are truly "mentally retarded."

I'm sick and tired of hearing about Jane's dumbass excuses for skipping out on work, she's just handicapped from the neck up.

Brian tried to jump off the roof with an umbrella and fly, but he just broke his legs. Yea, he's handicapped from the neck up.

by Beauxgrass July 10, 2010

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handicrip

n. a gang member who has been disabled, in most cases by a drive-by shooting or getting shanked in prison, which results in his permanent use of a wheelchair.

Carlos was king of the lower east side, until Raul crushed his kneecaps with a bat. Now, he is a handicrip. On the bright side, he now gets free upfront parking at the mall.

by havwingswillfly July 12, 2010

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handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

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