Hello, I am Under the Water

Hello, how are you? I am under the water. Please help me. I am drowning. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"Did you see that Indian?"
"Yea what did he say?"
"he said 'Hello, I am under the water.'"

by amogusdripotion May 22, 2021

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty is a popular Japanese character. It is a literal modern translation of 'Maneki Neko' or, the 'Beckoning Cat' which is a symbol of welcome and is used in many Japenese/Chinese store entrances. Sometimes Maneki Neko has his left paw up, sometimes the right. The left paw signifies that the business owner is inviting in it's customers. The right paw invites in money or good fortune. Most Maneki Neko's are calico cats; the male calico is so rare it's considered lucky in Japan But Maneki Neko may be white, black, red, gold, or pink to ward off illness, bad luck, or evil spirits and bring financial success, good luck, health and love. Maneki Nekos made in Japan show the palm of the paw, imitating the manner in which Japenese people beckon. North American Maneki Nekos show the back of the paw, imitating the way we gesture 'come here.' The higher Maneki Neko holds his paw, the more good fortune is being invited.

According to legend, that cat, called Tama, lived in a poverty stricken temple in 17th century Tokyo. The temple priest often scolded Tama for contributing nothing to the upkeep of the temple. Then one day, a powerful feudal lord named Naotaka Ii was caught in a rainstorm near the temple while returning home from a fishing trip. As the lord took refuge under a big tree, he noticed Tama with her paw raised, beckoning to him, inviting him to nter he temple's front gate. Intrigued, Naotaka decided to get a closer look at he cat. Suddenly, the tree was struck by lightening and fell on the exact spot where the lord had just been standing. Tama had saved his life! In gratitude, Naotaka made the little temple his family temple and became it's benefactor. Tama and the priest never went hungry again. After a long life, Tama was buried in gratitude at the Goutokuji temple. Goutokuji still exists, housing dozens of statues of the Beckoning Cat.

Hello Kitty is the modern version of this, so many kids have good fortune (probably)
Source- Uncle John's Unstoppable Bathroom Reader

by Knowlegeble August 13, 2010

Hello

Hello is word you use to greet someone.

Man 1: Hello
Man 2: Hi

by TheCoolChap October 24, 2018

Hello, 911?

When a friend talks about something illegal or just plain wrong you pick up your cell phone and pretend to call 911 by saying "Hello, 911?"

This is be used comically and not with any seriousness

Friend 1: *covers fries in ketchup
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?"

Friend 1: "Hey wanna go smoke up after work?"
Friend 2: "Hello, 911?

by n3st67 January 28, 2017

hello from the magic tavern

A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon! Hosted by family abandoner Arnie Kniecamp. Co-hosted by Chunt the shapeshifter/gaurd/king-of-the-badger and Usidore wizard of the 12th realm of Ephysiyies, master of light and shadow, manipulator of magical delights, devour of chaos, champion of the great halls of Terr'akkas, the elves know him as Fi'ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes, he is known in the North east as Gaismuenas Meistar, and has other secret names we don't know yet. They interview magical creatures every week, and try to defeat the Dark Lord. It all started behind a Burger King drive-thru...

I need too find the portal to help the hosts of Hello From the Magic Tavern! Or i could just sit here with my spiced potatoes and rainbow bowls.

by Tapzap Randomicus March 21, 2019

Hello cunt

A phrase that is used when you see someone that you want to annoy or troll and immediately killing them as soon as you say it

Also was featured in a video of Anomaly from his Twitch

Enemy:

You: *teleports in front of him* Hello cunt

Noscopes in the background

by Memelord69skrapapa April 2, 2019

Hello there

A common greeting between Star Wars fans or even strangers, when one hopes for the response "GeNeRaL kEnObI" or even "yOu ArE a BoLd OnE". If said in a British accent and proper response is not received, then one has full rights to activate their toy lightsaber and attempt to duel said offender.

I don't need to write a sentence for this, everyone knows how to properly use this but ok
HeLlO tHeRe
GeNeRaL kEnObI

by starwars10101 April 21, 2022