headassishly

When you do simp actions for your significant other

John headassishly walked 3 miles in the sun just to see her for 5 minutes.

Sarah headassishly bought panties with mikes name on them

by AxSchwifty June 3, 2021

Headass

Headass is for idiots who dont get enough sleep making their memory bad thinking that head ass is right and dead ass isnt

Markus: this dood
yea u thought id put pink panther
stalker headass
LOL

by matycqt July 7, 2021

Granny Headache

The headache females get during their period that does not go away, no matter how much medicine they take.

Jan - "Fuck, I have a granny headache."

John - "Want something for it?"

Jan - "I already took something for it but like always, nothing fucking makes it go away!"

by MoxieMegan85 January 22, 2012

Corey Headass

A nigga named Corey that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

Wit yo ol Corey Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by JusAniggaSpeakinTruth January 18, 2019

January 16th, National headpat day

National headpat day is a day where you headpat all your friends that you see.

“Hey, why did you headpat me and *insert name here* and the others today?”
“Because, silly. It’s January 16th, National Headpat Day!”
“Ohh, I think I get it now!”

by yourlocaldumba$$ June 26, 2022

mlg headband

The sweatyist thing u will ever touch that major league gamers wear so they don't get sweat in there eyes

Dude 1 wow this guy went 25 and 0 in search

Dude 2 I bet he is sweaty

Dude 1 na I know him he is my friend Jason he has a mlg headband
Dude 2 oh that's cool

by xtapz May 16, 2012

Borst Headass

An insult so great even Satan and God trembled in fear when they heard it .

This insult is so powerful it can stop the feminist , the gays , the vegans and that weird ass nigga Jim

Jim: Fuck you Joe!

Joe: Shut up Borst Headass!!!

*The universe is completely fucken obliterated*

by tacuache March 11, 2019