Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.

Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?

by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010

haggered

another word for hungover, fucked up, drunk, etc. usually pertains to one's mood and face.

fuck...i'm so haggered right now

by Gabrious Maximus February 26, 2009

THE BANNER HAMMER

More commonly referred to as the "Ban Hammer" or "BANHAMMER"

Something people on an online forum or game in which people referred to as
noobs run amuck, say to or at such noobs in order to insinuate that they dont deserve to be there and need to be 'banned'(see the wordplay?)

"That noob is freckin annoying, Im in SERIOUS need of THE BANNER HAMMER(ban hammer) right now..."

by Joseph Pine June 19, 2008

E = MC Hammered

1) The theory that when you get drunk and do something, you won't remember it when your sober, but when you get hammered again you will remember everything that you forgot.

2) A new and upcoming rap group.

I tested my theory of E = MC Hammered on Jamaal the other night, and it worked!

by Michael51 November 9, 2006

hammer of the gods

Synonym for the blues/hard rock band, Led Zeppelin.

Led Zeppelin are known as the "Hammer of the Gods".

by ZepFan1993 July 27, 2003

hammerfist

to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive.

Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.

"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!"

by Forrest Griffin January 16, 2010

Alaskan Snow Hammer

The act of saving a copius amount of sperm in a sock then freezing it so that it may be used to beat someone during sexual intercourse.

Pete gave Ashleigh a wicked Alaskan Snow Hammer over the weekend.

by April from vancouver January 9, 2011