ham jaw

a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.

I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.

by rude the dude August 16, 2011

Highway Ham

Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.

Usually served with a side of salted nuts.

After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.

by Spincter Brown October 11, 2011

rotten ham wallet

When a penis gets stuck in between a set of anal cheeks.

Holden and Sandra were having sex

when there was a rotten ham wallet.

by Tyrone the black stereotype April 17, 2014

Ham Canyon

A stretched out vagina after childbirth.

Damn that girl had 5 kids. I bet she has a ham canyon down there.

by Nshipl1 June 6, 2014

Ham Tits

When the tits are overly softened and tender(due to a man overly rubbing with oil in a circular motion) to the point they are red and sweaty and they feel and look like ham. It's your opinion if they taste like ham.

Mike gave Julie some Serious Ham tits! He was sad oil got on his mothers bed but he didn't care.

by Glittery Tits November 20, 2015

California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

ham damn

When you have eaten to much ham and you can not take a shit.

Boy I eat way to much ham now I have a Ham Damn and I can shit.

by Pnltbox January 24, 2017