kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.

I was never really into the kale hail phase.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

goodern hail

Adjective: Describes something that is "good as hell", meaning excellent, of superior and unequal merit or worth.

"That new Skoal dip tastes "goodern hail"
"Let me try some!"
"Do not touch the can!"

by Virgjmewkjwe.lhdwwedxexdqewdde December 5, 2019

Hail

Small ice rocks falling from space

OMG it’s the hail dented my car.

by Nothingbuttruth_wow January 3, 2018

Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches

You look like a hail apex

by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017

Hail Mary

Pulling off a last second attempt at something highly unlikely.

I didn't have money for bills, so i put all i had on blackjack and won!
That's a Hail Mary right there.

by Nussidrull November 27, 2017

This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points

This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020