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By far, the worst city in Pennsylvania. Overrun with hispanics and red necks, the most popular thing to do in this city is hang around the parking lot of Blockbuster, with a rice-burner, and try to pick up pre-teen girls to take back behind the GIANT grocery store dumpter and fuck. Also world reknown for having dirty old priests who molest young boys.
"I've seen better scenery after taking a dump in my toilet than what this city has to offer. I swear, there was more stuff to do in Nagasaki after the bomb hit than in this dilapidated fuck-hole."
by qAaRoN July 12, 2005
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Hazleton

A dilapidated city that should have become the Centralia, PA of Holocaust proportions, but unfortunately failed at sinking into the ground, or at least burning out enough toxins to be harmful enough for the mountain to be evacuated.

The most ghetto city in Pennsylvania besides Allentown or Philly, the money that should be spent on fixing the roads instead goes to welfare and food stamps because the city is so poor that nobody's job can even afford to pay them well enough to live comfortably.

It is overrun by rednecks, whites who never graduated high school, Hispanics, most of whom cannot speak 2 words of English to save their lives, black people who are making more progress than the rest of the melting pot up here combined, Slovaks and Italians who complain about the influx of other cultures whilst hiding away in their Roman Catholic churches, bums, and a surprising population of sexual deviants (i.e. the usual craigslist frequenters who cheat on every boyfriend or girlfriend they get).

Most of the inhabitants of Hazleton pretend their lives are okay while others hide in bars after their shift ends to drink, dance, and smoke away their misery. Others just fuck it away and then go to Dollar Tree in a mad rush to buy 5 pregnancy tests.

Hazleton is the ugliest place you'll ever see in your life, and I hope that you are not as cursed as I.

Also, never live with your ex-boyfriend. ESPECIALLY NOT IN HAZLETON.
1) Hazleton is the worst city in Pennsylvania.

2) "I sorry, I no speak Englas." - usual Hispanic speech in Hazleton....Allentown at least is better with knowing English

3) "Yo, I gotta get back to tha campus, I got class in da morning!" - Educated African-American speech

4) "Yo let's go fuck some bitches at Giant!" - teenagers in Hazleton

5) "I'm so sick of the Hispanics!" - Ignorant hate-speech from most McAdoo dwellers who live 10 miles outside of Hazleton

6) Hazleton sucks. You're better off in Newark, NJ.
by AndyKraze January 19, 2010
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Hazleton General Hospital

The only hospital in Hazleton, PA 18201, with a functioning emergency room.
An unidentified man died in the waiting area of Hazleton General Hospital. He bled to death, because of the wait behind thirty illegal immigrant tweenage bitches checking to see if they were pregnant.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010
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Hazel Crest

Black community where nig nogs talk alot of shit but can't back it up, nothing much to do here, and don't worry about police, theyre black
Lets all go to Hazel Crest and hang with mah nig nogs
by mice632 January 4, 2011
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Hazna

• The name Hazna is from Arabic origins, and means “beautiful”.

Character;
• Has a great sense of humor, extremely funny
• Daring personality, not afraid to take risks and has very few or no fears and phobias
• A bit fragile and sensitive

• Emotional
• Hates being bored, gets frustrated if she has nothing to do
• Has a sweet tooth, adores candy and chocolate
Hazna is my best friend
by namesmeanings.com December 18, 2019
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Hazbin Hotel

A cartoon with so much potential but people still put down because they think It's offensive or it's just for brain dead furries.
Jayden: I saw this youtube video called Hazbin Hotel and I thought it was pretty good

Karen: Ugh that show is offensive I can't believe people in HELL are so BAD

Douche: I haven't even watched it but it sucks ass because furry gay medic homotel
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Hazza

A sister (usually twin) of Harry McBride, plays unreal hockey and is a queen.
Hazza 1 had covid over exams!
by jqkisidkwkebd January 23, 2022
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