girth

Girth is the me between my legs. My penis...

do u want some girth??

by Completely Anonymous January 9, 2005

Girth Life

One who follows the lifestyle of leisure, poker, and marijuana. Has little to no motivation for pursuing any other activities.

I heard Billy is living Girth Life nowadays...

Yeah man, he's been hitting the vaporizer all day while ten-tabling sit and go's.

by lennygirth May 8, 2009

girth-gallus

The act of being born in a spectacular manner resembling a surprise party. Includes streamers, balloons, party hats etc.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Dave's birth?

Guy 2: No, how was it?

Guy 1: It was sooo girth-gallus.

Guy 2: I'm jealous.

by creamsicleghosthunter999 September 20, 2014

Girth Brooks

A country boy chode. When his dingaling is stupid thick and he plays acoustic.

Nate's made so many girls bleed, his new name should be Girth Brooks!

by turdunit October 26, 2016

Girth Warrior

The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.

"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.

by Throatbaby November 19, 2020

Big fat girthy brain

Why should anyone listen to me? Well, it's that long hard monster brain of mine. That's reason enough. Isn't it?

Hym "Don't you know? Can't you tell!? The size of things dictates our behavior round here. See, the fact that I got this big fat girthy brain means that all the academics should be just a-clamoring to listen to me. And they're right to do it too cus if you're going to listen to anybody it should be somone with a big ole brain."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Girth Control

A woman's state of being so overweight that nobody would want to have sex with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.

It looks like Kirstie Alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia; she must be on girth control.

by octopus-5 January 25, 2010