gruff

the word gruff describes a particualar type of grim muff therefore gruff

"woo joe look at that complete gruff in the corner"
"ya ,but she's my mum so ye"
"OH SORRY"

by the goth fairy August 1, 2009

Guff

A Name Used To call Someone Special :)
all the warsopians use it !
A sound person whos allways up for a laugh :D
Someone whos allways there for you when you need them most!

A Sound Person or someone who will help you out, ahh mann thats a guff :)

by KirstieBabes; June 13, 2009

girff

The tiny pieces of toilet paper stuck to arse after you have taken a shit.

He is such a girff, he follows me around all the time.

by Yunes February 18, 2008

Gurf

Noun/Adjective, Acronym

Origin: English

1) literally a Girl You Run From

2) To be a hideous beast of a woman

3) Way to describe a woman that is less than average. Way less.

Ms. G was the biggest Gurf you will ever meet.

Samantha was Gurf like in appearance.

Tim: Gurf!

Collin: Gurf?

Tim: Yeah man, a Girl You Run From!

Collin: Oh! Yeah she is a Gurf!

by A Geography Witness September 3, 2011

guff

The fat bump half way between a females gut and muff. Obese females can artificially create a guff by wearing tight pants and/or belt. In sexual terms, the guff may be referred to as "more cushion for the pushin'"

"Oh my, look how fat that ladies guff is!"
"That old chick's got tits hanging all the way to her guff"
"Wow, she's cute, but she's got a bit of a guff"

by Duckman FTW May 8, 2008

guffaw

(noun)Sudden boisterous laughter, usually in bursts.

Often seen in movies after the protagonist earnestly says something revealing, leaving the opposing character in a state of ambivalence. Fortunately, the antagonist usually disregards it as a mockery and laughs with his comrades in this obnoxious manner.

(intransitive verb) guffawed, guffawing, etcetera.

With the hostages counting on him, his pride swelled. He braved his chance and spoke up, "I am Masked Man!

Silence filled the room. Bad Guy could feel the burning anticipation of his comrades. He met and held his stare.

Bad Guy guffawed. "You!? Masked Man!" Glancing to his comrades, he scoffed, "Just look at his stance! And... just where is your weapon? You fool!"

*Laughter ensued in the warehouse*

by Diggs April 23, 2005

guff storm

A large brewing of some serious guffage (fart) in the ass . Wave after wave of guffs

"Gaz was brewing a guff storm to unleash on andy's face"

by err gary hawkes April 2, 2009