kiss my grits

to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned

Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits

by Amandoid March 6, 2004

grute

The stuff under your Toenails.

Hey Asshole,You Can Chew the Grute out of my toenails.

by Al Boecker March 27, 2006

grits

noun-a thing/word for embarrassment.

Shut up before i pour some hot ass grits down your back.

by LissyBitch November 10, 2006

GRITS

A christian rap group from the south. Member of this group are Coffe and Bone. They are the best christian rap group, who supply the fat beats.

Hey man...pass me the new Grits CD...

by DJ Illmatic August 20, 2004

grits

A historic Philadelphia slang terminology for "hating".

Why you grittin'?

by KoolDaddy June 19, 2003

vadim gritsyuk

a fruitcake, of popcornish nature, and from ukraine

Josh: look at vadim gritsyuk, he is a fruitcake.

Patrick: i agree, he is a fruitcake.

Vadim: i am a fruitcake

by Veeoh July 31, 2006

Grusome Twosome

Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.

Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?'

by Misscheeky April 7, 2009