gouchi

The act of lifting an object with the impression that it is much heavier then it actually is. This results in lifting the object far too high, creating a sense of shock.

I attempted to lift the milk carton out of the refridgerator, however I gouchied it and smacked the it off the top of the refridgerating unit.

by Løserkid January 22, 2005

gouche

The part of skin between a persons genitals and their anus.

Dude... you just kicked my gouche!

by sinistercow April 12, 2008

gouche snatcher

Someone who walks around snatching vaginas

Yeah that girl was such a gouche snatcher

by nothegouchesnatcher January 17, 2011

gouch

the piece of that connects your butt hole and your balls
(can b smell and sweaty occasionally)

1.James a boy who i know who everyone calls gouch.
2.O boy johnny my gouch is mighty sweaty after that games of ball.
3.My gouch is very hairy i love it sometimes i even get it braided.

by anonomusjake June 13, 2008

Gouche Bag

1. The saggy wrinkly skin around the area between your A-hole and your P-hole. Also know as nutsack and scrotum.
This area is usually infested with hair and other micro-organisms.

2. A Gucci Hand Bag

1. Usher's Gouche Bag hurts from walking too much.
2. That shemale has a Gouche Bag.
3. Kid wants to get Gouche Bagged.

by Gasoline Man April 1, 2005

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

groach

v.

To pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.

"Man! My pussy is so torn up from groaching with Timothy last night. That was the worst idea I ever had!"

by Minxatron October 1, 2006