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The act of lifting an object with the impression that it is much heavier then it actually is. This results in lifting the object far too high, creating a sense of shock.
I attempted to lift the milk carton out of the refridgerator, however I gouchied it and smacked the it off the top of the refridgerating unit.
gouchi by Løserkid January 22, 2005
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Gotchies 

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!
Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008

goochie mane 

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.
Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!
- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.
Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.
Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

goochime 

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.
It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.
goochime by elliofo July 14, 2021
In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.
Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.
Goochikie by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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