gouchi

The act of lifting an object with the impression that it is much heavier then it actually is. This results in lifting the object far too high, creating a sense of shock.

I attempted to lift the milk carton out of the refridgerator, however I gouchied it and smacked the it off the top of the refridgerating unit.

by Løserkid January 22, 2005

Gotchies

Underwear, underpants, panties.

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!

by snplgal April 15, 2008

goochie mane

The strip of fur between ones genitals and anus.

Rich: I'm thinking about getting my goochie mane braided into cornrows.

Libby: That's gangsta!

Rich: You ain't lion!

by Sleazy Listening July 6, 2010

Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

goochime

A character or person that is seen as full of themselves, going by an alter ego god complex.

It was all fun in games until Fiona started glorifying herself like a goochime.

by elliofo July 14, 2021

Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009