goffic

the pronounciation used by any common twat wearing super skin tight burberry tops and adidas tracksuit trousers.
goffics are considered to be anyone who chooses to wear a remotely dark colour, usually labelled by townies, usually by the townies that choose to throw stones from afar instead of actually put themselves at risk of retalliation
also labelled: "crusties" or "goffs"

for the information of the good of the commoner who reads this... gothic is a style of writing, or design, a goth is a person who chooses to dress in gothic period clothing. they do not want to eat you, they do not want to put you under a spell, and they do not want you to pick fight or throw stones at them

uuurgh goffics, fuckin Do 'Em!

by shrug January 28, 2004

Goff Corner

An article is labeled as being in Goff Corner if it is an article in a mainstream newspaper on a topic of some significance (e.g. an important political issue) where the emphasis may not suit the 'party line' of the newspaper; and thus the article is to be found on a page somewhere in the middle of the section at a position in the bottom corner of the page, surrounded by a large advertisement (usually for a car company) on one side and with an article, of marginal (or lower) importance, above.

I'm in a state of news-rage after seeing Osama bin Laden relegated to Goff Corner in today's Washington Post.

Did you see that John Howard was in Goff Corner of the Sydney Morning Herald today?

George W. Bush can't get out of Goff Corner in the New York Times now that he's no longer the President.

by Springbok27 February 25, 2009

Geoffry

the guy that will fulfill your life; that cute, funny guy that wants a girl that will love him no matter what, hes that guy that wants a girl that will never hurt him; someone that wants that special girl that will show that they care about him, someone that can prove he means everything to them. Someone that likes to joke around but likes to be serious at the same-time, someone that wants someone that will treat them how he should be treated no matter what, hes the guy that no girl should take for granted, that guy that every girl dreams of, someone that will always cheer a girl up no matter how hurt or sad she could be, hes that kind of guy that will do anything to make his girl happy, someone that puts other people before him, someone that doesn't like fighting, someone who can be very hurt but will hide it just so people would get mad at me; guy that likes to bmx and play video games; :) the guy that likes to cuddle and be close to the ones he loves. Geoffry the one guy that will never let you down!

The guy anyone would fall in love with<3

"I wished that i would never do anything to break your heart; and that i wouldn't get mine broken♥" -Geoffry

Forever; -Geoffry

Promise<3 -Geoffry

by lawlaa January 18, 2011

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

graffiti

A form of art, using spray cans, markers, and anything else that can be used. Usually done in the streets.

lets go do some graffiti on that wall

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

geoffed

Used as a verb. To geoff onself. Refers to someone doing something prematurely

The batter in the 9th inning geoffed himself and ended up striking out

This female cop was frisking me and when she touched my leg I Geoffed myself.

by Hazard30 October 18, 2008

graffixtard

Gamers who believe graphics are more important than gameplay. Becoming more and more prevalent since the beginning of the 2010's. Typically are insufferable whiny cunts that hate old games more than anything.

Josh hates the new Pokemon game just because of the graphics, he's graffixtard scum.

by U00 February 1, 2022