griff nuts

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region

Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors

by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

Peter Griffin

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.

One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"

by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005

Stewie Griffon

A misspelt version of Stewie Griffin.

Person 1A: Hey, do you want to go watch Stewie Griffon?

Person 2B: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

Person 3D: EYYY I'm 3D.

by Minh February 5, 2005

Griffin

A sexy beast that possesses a penis of at least 10 inches and can squirt the hell out of any girl.

Harder Griffin harder!!! *sqirt* *squirt* *moan* *scream* fuck yes!!!

by Akalakakumar November 2, 2013

Griffin

A warm, sweet, funny guy that will draw you in automatically. He is adorable, with a contagious laugh. Griffins are the kind of person you would want to have a loving, long romantic relationship with. One that doesn't want to makeup with you- but cuddle. He is very sensitive and caring. He is the perfect guy. Often paired with Michelle

Person 1: Isn't Griffin just so cool?
Person 2: Yes! He is almost perfect.

by thatoneguy117 March 4, 2015

Griffithstown

A small town of around 10,000 people in South East Wales. Sandwiched between the ex-mining town of Pontypool and shopping haven of Cwmbran.

Griffithstown was once home to a large railway network that shipped Welsh coal and iron to nearby Newport for export.

Today it has two schools, some shops, a museum, a park and many car sales garages.

Griffithstown: named after Henry Griffiths, an ex-station master.

by BJD May 17, 2005

Dirty Griffin

A 'dirty griffin' is when a guy is fucking a pregnant lady and claims to have had a threesome.

"Did you hear that guy had a dirty griffin"

"Yeah, it was his mates mum too"

by GrilfOfHampton October 2, 2018