grandpa hands 

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

grandpa hands by jaebbles May 2, 2023

grandpa dooley

a person who drives or does anything in general extremely extremely slow and even stops completely at yield signs & gets beeped at constantly because they drive so slow & their not old at all they just act like it!

come on Mick pick up the pace your driving like grandpa dooley!!

grandpa dooley by Bosslady2417 May 21, 2023

Grandpa Lore

Grandpa Lore: Another step above Dad lore. Stories that are told to grandkids but not your children. Stories that are unhinged about your life before or after your kids are born.

One day at the lake with the family
Grandson: Pop Pop can you tell me a story
Pop Pop: Well kiddo this one time I smoked a joint before your dad came home from school and I was so high that I left him outside to play with the other kids while I ate all of his fruit snacks and watched Spongebob. and that's why kiddo, drugs are bad.

Dad: *internal thoughts* "That asshole did eat my goddamn fruit snacks."
Grandson: wow that's some grandpa lore.

Grandpa Lore by IllUwUllI December 28, 2023

grandpa's boy 

A male who has inherited their grandfather's racist views and beliefs, usually due to spending time together in excess.

John's rob is so white, he must be a grandpa's boy.

grandpa's boy by Shattergang Ace December 31, 2023

grandpa's country breakfast 

When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.

Hurry! Get the kids together, I’m serving up grandpa's country breakfast.

grandpa's country breakfast by Studmuffin420 January 5, 2024

grandpa gray 

ugly ass bmw interior color

Person 1: Check out my new e90 335i
Person 2: Oh that’s sick. Sucks it has grandpa gray interior

grandpa gray by redinteriorlover May 12, 2024

Grandpa Demon 

The pinnacle of difficulty in Geometry Dash.

Zoink just verified the new grandpa demon!

Grandpa Demon by pheeshs May 31, 2024