The goggles! They do nothing!

A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"

by TG February 2, 2005

Google

The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!

by SeXuaLSoYBeaN June 20, 2003

google genius

Some who knows the answer to every thing due to the power of Google.

"Yeah he can light up the message boards with his vast knowledge, but he's only a Google genius"

by Jared Ohlinger October 23, 2006

google moogle

A hot eggnog drink for when you have a cold and sore throat and are too sick to do anything but mindless googling.
Derived from the Yiddish drink - "gogl mogl" - a non-alcoholic eggnog given to sick kids for generations by their Jewish mothers, before and after the advent of penicillin, OTC meds, etc.

Rachel (lying in bed with her laptop): "I feel so crummy with this sore throat. I don't even want to get out of bed."
Jacob: "Don't worry, honey. I'm going to whip you up a google moogle and you'll feel better in no time."

by brainyuck November 22, 2011

google translator

Google's free service to produce random sentences in the language of your choosing. Google translator is intended for the usage of business professionals who need to generate placeholder text in different languages.

Before Google Translator: Hello, how are you?
After Google Translator: Hello and I am you are I are?

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007

google voice

a prank caller's best friend.

Google Voice User (Andrew): Is your refrigerator running?
Friend: Who is this? It can't be Andrew, because that's an Alaskan area code.....

by komodo07 July 29, 2009

Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.

Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.

by boomshockalockas November 24, 2011