Gomper

According to "bisto" adverts, it would appear to be a word related to "gomping" however, with further insinuations of being butt ugly...

"... her mam's a proper gomper..."

by Quimper December 17, 2003

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

Nose Gomler

When you are really sick and your nose is so plugged that you can't breathe or speak correctly, you turn into a scary monster called a nose gomler.

for example: the sudafed commercial where the man's whole head turned into a big stuffy nose.

Kah-Kah-Kah-Kah, I'm such a nose gomler.

by The Nose Gomler July 9, 2006

burt gummer

All around nice bloke! Enjoys mild, and makes humerous 80's programming related picture jokes...

I had a pint of mild with burt gummer

by Big Al June 17, 2004

Gomper

Someone who never shuts the fuck up.

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

goomer

an individual who is beyond awkward. Wears geak like clothing, extremly smart and has absoultley zero swag. much like a geak, but the most extreme type of geakyness

jim- "holy shit, look at those kids pants, they only go to his shins"

matt- "ya you can see his white socks pulled all the way up his leg"

jim- "have you ever seen him with a girl?"

matt- "never, he always has a book in his hands"

jim- "haha, what a goomer"

by nighty11 March 20, 2011