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Goleta

A place were every person has/does smoke weed daily and is way better then Santa Barbara
Everybody party hard
Basically the best FUCKING place in the Universe!
Person A:Lets go to this dank party in Santa Barbara
Person B:Fuck no i would rather go to bomb ass Goleta the Goodland
by jennayyy420 April 22, 2009
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GOMES

by Kewl Kid May 13, 2005
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gomer

Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.
Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."
by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009
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Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.
I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.
by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004
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goble

the part of your ass, in between the beginning of the cleft of your asscheeks, that you can NEVER shave, no matter how hard you try
Damn, she missed that frisbee by a goblehair
by The Fantabulous Brinathan September 20, 2010
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Gomes

Worse than a Gomez, Gomer and Guido combined. Gomes is a steamy, ultra-runny, chunky (peanuts), light tan colored, most vile pile of diarrhea that one accidentally extricates at a inopportune moment. A Gomes is a surprise attack that can happen anywhere and always occurs while fully dressed. For some reason it has been know to occur at a disproportional rate while walking home from school. Perhaps due to being overly bored in class all day? To be called a Gomes is to be called this. Simply Nasty!
Example 1:

Mario: Yo Angelo, did ya here what happened to Levio?

Angelo: What?

Mario: He pulled the biggest, nastiest Gomes ever when eating lunch with his Mom at Olive Garden yesterday!

Angelo: No fucking way!

Mario: Yeah, the diarrhea ran all down his leg and onto the carpet and waiter yelled at him and told him he had to clean it up.

It soaked right through his shorts!

Angelo: Jesus.

Example 2:

Hey Gomes, that's my last fucking beer! Hands off Gomes!
by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008
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gomek

n. the name of a large crocodile

v. (1) to "gomek" someone is to shout "GOMEK!" across a large space, implying that you and the intended reciever of the call share an inside joke. (2) To be "gomek'd" is to have failed or otherwise been beasted by some challenge, as if Gomek the crocodile had attacked you.
(1) Guy 1: "Gomek!"
Guy 2: "Gomek!"
Bystanders: ???

(2) "Dude, I was totally gomek'd on that test"
by Farper September 15, 2006
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