Glutto

Someone who always watches movies to the end, even if the movie is terrible.

"I finished watching Suicide Squad."
"You must be a glutto for punishment."

by glutto December 23, 2016

Glutoris

a spot on your body not quite the glutes and not the clitoris but and area in the middle you can still stimulate to reach climax.

She was ice skating and fell so hard she broke her glutoris.

by hallpassaj August 20, 2011

Gluten free cunt

All those idiots that haven't been tested but think a good allergy is a fashion accessory

I spoke to the gluten free cunt at the counter

Wanna knock the rest of her good teeth out

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

gluten

wheat, rye, barley.

common allergen.

"I am allergic to gluten."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

Gloth

A sloth covered in glue aka the slowest animal in the world.

Example 1: (Person 1) Dude that gloth took like 5 hours to pick its nose. (Person 2) You watched a gloth for 5 hours?!

Example 2: OMG that giant gloth is attacking...oh wait we'll be fine because it pretty much can't move.

by Gloth June 22, 2010

Gluten toot

When a hipster farts

Lars was shopping at whole foods when he suddenly let out a massive gluten toot!

by Dante_ck December 14, 2015

gluten tag

To have sex with someone while wearing a bagel, donut, or other pierced article of wheat around the shaft.

Javier loves to gluten tag his special friend. His special friend is less enthusiastic.

by andrew nelson brown October 20, 2008