glutch

To urinate in addition to defecating at the same time.

I held onto the seat as I glutched everywhere. My mom had a fun time cleaning the toilet and its surroundings.

by DaNastyHoe October 22, 2022

Gunch

Either an organ in the brain that translates vibes into thoughts or the product of such an organ, often referred to as a ‘gut hunch’

Person 1: What’s the secret to your 100% liberal winrate in Secret Hitler?
Person 2: The Gunch.

by bromomentbabyface November 26, 2022

glonchard

A random word created by a retard that no-life's a Roblox game.

me: hey guys, glonchard
them: HAHAHAHAH

by Quilical February 20, 2023

Glucchevunsce!

Italienische Schreibweise für "Glückwunsch!"

person 1: " Ich habe eine 2 in Italienisch! "
person 2 (tut auf italienisch): " Glucchevunsce! "

by Tyym May 9, 2023

Gunching

The act of performing oral sex, but instead of it being to the vagina or penis, it is to the taint, otherwise known as the gooch, of the recipient. The beauty of it is it can be done to anyone by anyone!

"Man I was eating this girl out but she wanted to me to start gunching her. Apparently it feels really good, maybe next time I'll ask her to gunch me."

by soggy cloggy haver May 11, 2023

Gunch

A smelly semen oozing vagina

Lately shelby has had a wild gunch.

by Cleetus the sloth May 29, 2023

Gunch

The Grinch’s estranged brother introduced in the hit sequel to the beloved Christmas film, How the Grinch Stole Christmas 2: The Brothers Grinch.

Man, I love the Gunch. I’m gonna worship him as my new god.

by donkeykong's grandmother June 6, 2023