Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 20, 2016

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

Glumpaslum

The type of girl that gets mad when you chill with your homiesinstead of her

John -omg bro I can't hang today my girls a total glumpaslum

by Hirarreh crinton October 11, 2016

Glumptaloolagus

Brother

Your a glumptaloolagus!!

by Fluffyflipflops January 23, 2017

glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm

person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!

by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017

Gloms

A boss that has all respect , and that the most sexiest person on earth on youtube called gloms animations and he has a crush on sophie michelle

"Look at gloms he is so awsome

by HITRAV September 16, 2018

glumflaggel

When an old wrinkly bitch sucks you dry

Bill: Yo Tom your grandma gave me a sick ass glumflaggel

by Crustydickcheese October 21, 2018