Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

Glum

When you cum and chew gum…

Oh no my truck won’t start because of all the glum

by Glumdum June 8, 2025

glums

A glums is how you refer to a (usually teenage) white male who thinks he's the greatest soundcloud rapper alive, but in reality is pretty mediocre at best.

Person 1: "James just asked me to listen to his new Album, you guys wanna listen?"
Person 2: "No dude James is a total glums."

by ainyra1n October 15, 2025

glum

a secondary meaning for glum: to say bad, not good, not positive. Usually used to be negative.

That maths test was so glum bro!

by vihar November 17, 2025