glumphing

V. When your belt dips above or below the button of your pants.

When bob did not tighten his belt, he was glumphing all day.

by Ianonymouspseudonymname August 30, 2013

Glummel

A prominent, well fleshed pubic mound, especially on a young girl who has not yet shed her puppy fat.

Check out the glummel on her.

by Dave B October 2, 2003

Glompokalypse

A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.

Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*

by Threevoices April 27, 2011

Glumorous

A term used to define someone who used to be elegant and classy, but has since succumbed to the evils of gluttony and slothfulness.

Kirstie Alley used to be hot when she was on Jenny Craig, now she is just glumorous.

by Brendanbot5000 December 31, 2012

Glamping

Glamour + Camping
It's a lie that dumb hippies tell themselves. Camping is sleeping outdoors, usually in a tent. It's already barely camping if you bring along an RV. Going to a resort and calling it glamorous camping is ridiculous!

Yuppies think that their hotel resort next to the woods with their room in a yurt qualifies as 'glamping'.

by Virilitas May 10, 2018

glumpie

when a dude gets head while he takes a shit

i got bored of magazines so i called over lisa and i got a glumpie

by nick the goth January 5, 2006

glampon

A pimped up tampon sporting various colors and designs to sex up the marketing of feminine products to the capitalist consumer.

Before Kotex gave birth to the glampon, fashionistas were forced to wear institutional white tampons like ordinary people.

by viciousladybug August 25, 2011