GlobeTodd

Someone who believes the Earth to be a rotating sphere.
Also see “Don’t be a Todd”

I can’t believe the GlobeTodds think the ground beneath their feet is in motion.

by FlynRobertCormac July 7, 2022

globstopper

globstopper is a word in weston’s (sinjin drowning) vocabulary. this can be used as a insult to anyone, specifically people on roblox.

“you’re such a globstopper!”

by Evehope December 17, 2022

Globus

Someone who is morbidly obese, particularly round like a ball

“Haha, look at that globus over there.”

by Michaelangelman September 12, 2023

Gravy-gloves™

A porous set of gravy filled gloves that when used properly, increases the value of chicken.

Squeezing chicken while using your gravy gloves instantly increases both the flavor and value of any chicken.

I just applied pressure to this chicken while wearing my Gravy-gloves™, and my life has never been better!

by A Brilliant Man July 15, 2011

malt globs

something cool, tasty, or righteous

Person 1:Did you hear the news? Bacon's a vegetable now!

Person2: That's some malt globs man.

by simplesyrup September 20, 2012

All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".

Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

Anal Globetrotter

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017