Purvi-Thalamic Glitch
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
by Titbitss February 22, 2026
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A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
A psychosomatic phenomenon where a person feels pregnant immediately after receiving a cum dump in the asshole. This occurs when the thalamus misinterprets rectal pressure as reproductive activity, causing a total biological "glitch" in her logic despite the lack of a vaginal connection.
"Don't mind her 'morning sickness' after one night of backshots, it is just a classic Purvi-Thalamic Glitch short-circuiting her brain."
by Titbitss February 22, 2026
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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by Gritchard October 23, 2011
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Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
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Never Gonna Stop
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means That I Love You
My baby's got her own way of talking
Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'
Though my vocabulary's incomplete
I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout
When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchee Gitchee Goo You Too!
Don't need a Dictionary
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika choo whop
Never Gonna Stop
Gitchee Gitchee Goo means That I Love You
My baby's got her own way of talking
Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'
Though my vocabulary's incomplete
I know it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout
When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchee Gitchee Goo You Too!
Don't need a Dictionary
by lonerinthecorner May 19, 2013
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