Mind Fucked

The state of being disoriented or being messed with mentally.

Bill just found out he's adopted.
Dam he must be mind fucked.

by Htown_pollo February 13, 2010

sheep fucker

1. What Australians call New Zealanders
2. What Virginians call West Virginians
3. What Englishmen call Scots or Welshmen
4. What Northeastern Americans call the Amish
5. What Russians call Central Asians (ie. Kazakhstan, as in Borat)
6. What Argentinians call Patagonians
7. What Danes call Swedes
8. What Swedes call Danes
9. You get the idea....

With the sheep fucker populations the way they are, wouldn't it be more fitting if New South Wales were a province of New Zealand?

by dietcokehead91251 January 29, 2008

Fucked nine ways to Sunday

An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.

I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.

Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...

John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.

by Yeret February 8, 2015

fuck thats fucked

Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.

Don: Check out these beastiality videos

Vin: fuck thats fucked

by anon20102381 February 18, 2010

:a what a fucke?!

Used commonly as a remark of surprise to a nonsensical statement by youtuber Jacksfilms in his popular "Your Grammar Sucks" series, it has leaked out of the internets and into the real world. It was originally a failed attempt at typing "What the fuck" by youtuber alpen000, and when appearing in Jack's YGS series (episode 21), Jack reads the comment as it is supposedly pronounced, saying it with a heavy foreign accent of his own creation. Jack's way, the only correct way, of pronouncing ":a what a fucke?!" is as follows: "A-whah-da-foook?", making sure to rise in pitch as the expression progresses. Note that the phrase has four syllables, but occasionally, Jack will repeat the da and make the phrase have 5 syllables. It is applicable in real life to any situation where one may say "what the fuck" or in any other bizarre situation.

Toby Turner: Jack! Your girlfriend says she's tired of being made fun of, and is breaking up with you!
Jack Douglas: :a what a fucke?!

by Right_in_the_lovehole September 9, 2012

Fuckend

A generic and easy-to-find-a-place-for slur relating to someone who is generally an annoying waster, of little good to anyone. Usually, but not by definition, stupid as well. Think of it as a less-heard and slightly more insulting version of nobend.
People who go around urbandictionary.com giving everything a thumbs down definitely fit this category.

"Man, I just got banned from the Big Brother forums for swearing, by some jumped up twatty little fuckend of a moderator."

by Windblowsstrong August 1, 2008

yippie kay yay mother fucker

An awesome phrase originating from the Die Hard movies.

Yippie kay yay mother fucker *shoots and kills man*

by yippiekayyaymotherfuckerdiehar April 7, 2010