Van Freckles

The type of mansplainer to blame women for his relationship troubles. But still request nudes in his DMs.

Bitches ain't loyal. Let me Van Freckles her before before I get removed

by J183 November 26, 2021

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

freckled cutie

I mean the definition says it all
-sparky<3

A little someone gets a little "sunburnt" when I call them a freckled cutie
-sparky<3

by SparkyDoeBeVibenDoe... January 24, 2020

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.

That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.

by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025