Smurf Freckles

When the blue porta potty water splashes up to your butt sheeks.

I took a big dump in the porta potty, and the splash gave me Smurf Freckles.

by 3Blackdogs September 16, 2022

Polish Freckle

A shit spot on the forehead.

Is that a Polish Freckle? Who taught you how to wipe?

by Pseudodymrod September 7, 2021

Freckled Fuck Face

That one white annoying-ass sevie on your bus that pisses everybody off to the point of suicide.

That Alex kid is a Freckled Fuck Face.

by Homosexual pickle October 16, 2017

Sack freckle

The irrelevance of a freckle right on your sack. You know it's there but nobody cares

"Whatever you say, Sack Freckle"

by SharkBait555 July 5, 2021

Freckles

A super weapon that a very innocent person has to hide their deepest darkest secrets and evil ways. Once the freckles are gone.. their innocent is.. they may say dirty jokes… do dark humor… shoot you..

“Her freckles shined as her innocence showed”

“The freckles only hid the pain and evil inside them”

by 🕯 ✨Candle✨🕯 September 22, 2021

freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.

Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.

by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016

freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023