foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

by foofie3423 April 21, 2009

Floofing

Bouncing around in procrastination

Some students like floofing around their house doing absolutely nothing.

by Snuffles95 November 30, 2011

Fooftard

Fooftard = foof + retard

1) In this sense, it's simply a derogatory word used to insult people.

2) It can also be used as a way of saying someone has a retarded vagina.

1) You're such a fooftard!

2) Man, my penis is all green after fucking that fooftard.

by OhTheDamageIsDone December 1, 2006

foof

Used to describe a fart but from a lady. Boys fart, girls foof.

1. Did you just foof?
2. Man my sister let out a smelly foof.

by breno June 18, 2006

foofoo

a big sticky aromatic vagina

i just gotta get my face in that foofoo

by iain_van_bourbon November 11, 2008

Fooding

V. To eat or to prepare food.
Similar to feeding

ie: Im gonna go get some fooding
1e: Ill call you back, Im fooding right now.

by AfroThunder June 13, 2003

foof

Humorous word used to replace curse words. Usually used in place of the "F" word.

What the foof is this?!

I foofed him when we were alone.

I don't give a foof.

That's foofing awesome!

by fatalmeep July 31, 2011