flunk

post-ejaculated cum, deposited in an oriface

the flunk dripped out of her like a melting ice cream

by Davina April 26, 2006

Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

flunkle dunk

Can be used instead of fuck

Shut the flunkle dunk up

by Nick November 7, 2003

Flunky

An erect penis penis that is sticking up

Dam my penis is flunky.

My willy was flunky so i got a chicken nugget, put it on my willy and flinged it over the fence.

by Mrandmrsmagoo January 27, 2019

flunter

out of whack or not quite right.

this door frame is out of flunter.

by stuph January 7, 2005

Flunch

Vertical chin beard worn by either sportmen, snowboarders or people who have no sense of style

Robert Pires has one.

Like a Brazillian bikini wax for your chin.

by Luke Dearden June 21, 2005

flunker

ween noon

mess with me i will cop you a fluncker

by dave g schwartz December 17, 2003