Flex

Adjective: To stunt or show off used by many rappers in various songs.

I ain't gotta flex, boy I got it, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh - Rich Homie Quan

by TrapKingzofIslip August 8, 2015

Flesh Ear-phones

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

by Frankietown October 24, 2009

Flex

To purposely brag, or show off something you have. Mostly money or diamonds.

Man 1: I got deez diamond rings, and all this money.
Man 2: Yo, who the fuck do you think your flexing on.

by Pinkberry569k January 28, 2019

flevoland

On the MySpace web site, users who selected "Florida" as their home state wound up with "Flevoland" displayed in error on the site. It was assumed by some users that "Flevoland" was slang for "Florida", but it was actually a glitch in the MySpace program.

Boca Raton, Flevoland

by Jenny Jazz November 14, 2007

Fleetus

When you fly as hell, like you fresh as hell all the time.

“i’m finna get fleetus, i’m popping out fleetus”

by SaoSow March 1, 2020

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.

boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨

by louafsique July 5, 2020

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021