Flunk Buddy

1) Flunk Buddy: Someone you're friends with and both partake in the action of failing and being happy because you weren't alone in the process.

2) Flunk Buddy: Also a low GPA student in which u converse about how Funny failing a test is in which to drown out the thoughts and stress of failing classes.

Kid 1: What did u get on your Science Project?
Kid 2: An F- hahahahah

Kid 1: Yay we are Flunk buddies

Kid 2: *GASP* Do you think we can be those COOL super seniors

Kid 1: *cries inside* Yes Flunk Buddy, Yes we can.

by SinR-__\ August 24, 2016

funk blaster

The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set

I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster

by Negroneus March 30, 2017

Funk Beds

When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.

Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.

by schino20 May 31, 2018

Frunkey

Overly flashy without consideration of aesthetic. Typically characterized by combinations of Timascus, Mokume, MokuTi, Damascus, and Damacore. Matrailz bukake.

That knife with a Damacore blade, Timascus scales, and Mokume inlays is a little too Frunkey for my taste.

by Matrailz April 10, 2021

Cum funk

Cum that emits a musky odor, particuarly from a rag, shirt, or sock used as clean up after a orgasm.

Billy forgot to do the laundry, there is cum funk escaping from his hamper.

by Dr. Orgazmo February 19, 2010

ducking frunk

schmammered, obliterated, three sheets to the wind, wasted

I was so ducking frunk last Friday night, I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

by colonialfootsoldier March 27, 2010

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

by Totsjeal May 1, 2010