George Bush's fault

It is a chicken-shit way for democrats, gays, liberals, blacks, lame-stream media, Katie Couric, and all other worthless turds to blame George Bush for any and all problems happening in the world now, in the past, or in the future. It's a result of not being able to accept one's lot in life and to blame another for their problems. There is no time limit for placing such blame, nor is there a begining point in which blame can be assessed. Simply put, all blame is to be placed on George Bush.

Son: "Daddy, why did the Dinosaurs die-out?"
Father: "I don't know but I'm sure it was George Bush's fault".

Scientist: "We can expect a large asteriod to hit the Earth within the next 100,000 years causing mass destruction because George Bush didn't stop the asteriod's creation during his 8 years in office".

by Decon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Faulhaber

Sexy beast, takes it in the ass. Always known to be homosexual but tries to hide it.

Conner:That kid is such a Faulhaber.
Dayton:Hey thats my last name! ROFL!

by Ritalin11 April 16, 2010

Faulk

Mike Faulk is a politician in East Tennessee with an affirmation for adultery. His last name, Faulk can be used as a verb, noun, or adjective.

It is the East Tennessee version of the "Lewinsky."

"Faulk you you faulking faulker!"

"Man I'm faulked up."

by ETN morals October 27, 2008

faultercation

When a domestic altercation occurs involving a male and a female and the male is assumed to be at fault.

"My wife and I had a faultercation yesterday. Needless to say I spent the night in jail."

by Pappa Pook May 10, 2011

Faulk

Australian colloquial slang for the stalk of a magic mushroom.

"Hey Spesh, why is the faulk of this shroom blue?"
"I pinched it. That's what you do."
"The faulk bruises easily, man."

by Faulk May 4, 2014

Faulty

Too be funny/hilarious and crazy but in a good way

“ You are faulty mate “

by Dr Slang August 19, 2019

Faulkneresque

A hipster way of saying that you are getting drunk off your ass and writing. Typically accompanied or brought on by Pabst Blue Ribbon, some “good” wine, and pita chips with hummus.

The writing style is typically similar to the works of William Faulkner, in that they resemble a stream of consciousness.

The person writing it will always adore whatever they wrote in this state.

Last night, I was Faulkneresque and wrote like ten pages about this kid who grew up in eighties.

by Impossible Soul November 22, 2010