Farmers Omelette

A variation of diarrhoea. A Farmers Omelette is a yellow, runny form of shit that endlessly pours out of the asshole like there's no tomorrow.

- "Hey man, come round for the game tonight"
"Cant man, I having a farmers omelette"

- 'He was late for the meeting as he had just finished having a farmers omelette'

by ManOfManyWords July 6, 2014

Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

Dirty Farmer

When several friends are able to coerce a filthy skinny chick into receiving their loads on her six packed stomach. Resulting in an intricate irrigation system of semen. If the girl does not have a six pack please see the "Dirty Sailor".

Look at that skinny bitch - her stomach was made to receive the crop coverings of the "Dirty Farmer".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Sperm farter

A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.

Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter

by Hansel so hot right now Hansel March 5, 2009

Fighting Farmers

- Only the coolest mascot ever.
- Mascot of Lewisville High.

Boy: Hey what's Lewisville's mascot?
Girl: The Fighting Farmers, bitch!

by kferg June 21, 2008

Farmer John salt lick

An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax.

Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick.

by Kenneth Fister July 14, 2010

Side Farmer

n. a skiier or snowboarder who likes to ski or ride on the side of the trail where all the powder is. thus "farming the side"

a verb form can also be used: to "farm the side" or "side farm"

person one: "why are you skiing on the side of the trail?"
person two: "I'm farming the sides for deep powder"

"he's such a side farmer. he never boards in the center of the trail"

by haxolither January 12, 2008