Fancy Bitch

A Fancy Bitch is a species often encountered in our society. Most of its members are of pubescent age, although there exist some young adult encounters. A fancy bitch is usually an attractive female and nothing more, at first glance, but to the trained eye, this species is indeed extraordinary. Its habits include shopping. visiting facebook, instagram, tweeter, her space or whatever you youths do, and posting countless useless and identical photos of its nights out, or deep quotes, contemplating the meaning of love, how it got hurt, and how all the males are pigs.

On mating season, the fancy bitch will reduce its clothing, opening itself to the cold, rain, and throbbing sausages, among other things, in hopes of attracting a male. After the poor sod chooses the female, it's his turn to prove his worth by enduring all sorts of torture like shopping and taking photos of heart shaped hand gestures. Once the male realizes the mistake of choosing the Fancy Bitch, he breaks off from his partner, and the Fancy Bitch returns to its other activities, particularly the posting of quotes about the meaning of love.

"Dude, I dated Dana for a while - she's such a fancy bitch, approach her only for academical purposes"
"I so detest interacting with this species, but for science, I shall study her"

by Εl Greco August 29, 2016

Fancy Nancy

The act of giving a rim job with a Frozen dessert. Such as Italian Ice, Ice Cream, Frozen Yogurt, or Gelato.
Usually performed by a woman over the age of 45.

Grandson- "Hey I was at my grandma's house and I walked in on her and her neighbor Performing a Fancy Nancy"

Dad- " You're grandmother is a whore son"

by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010

Fancy Feast

Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.

Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'

by Combinatoric April 1, 2017

fancy boy

Black Prostitutes from Barcelona term of affection for a man of gentility

Prostitute: Hey Boy, BJ for €10!
Man: No thank you
Prostitute: Why not?
Man: I just don't want one
Prostitute: Whats wrong with you, You are the fancy boy?
Man: Why thank you, yes I am a fancy boy

by Club Tropicana February 6, 2009

fancy man

1. Ponce, a procurer. In the UK, a pimp.
2. Someone who over-endows himself with expensive yet tasteless jewellery.

Most rap stars are fancy men.

by Cyco December 29, 2003

fancy pants

A pretentious, rich, liberal post-teen from the north east

"Elizabeth is such a fancy pants fucker. What a rich bitch. I hope she enjoys that new 'tight pad' her daddy bought her."

by Jimmy Williams May 13, 2005

fancy feast

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.

Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"

by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008