Faceturbating

Commenting on your own Facebook status.

As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.

by Faceturbater December 1, 2010

fachezy

fachezy;tight or show plesure

shit thats shit is fachezy

by Samuelk December 4, 2002

facetious

pronounced FOO-SEE-SHE-OUS

Describes a closeted black man whom wants to appears straight especially within higher educational setting such as universities and colleges.

Will typically be humorous about himself being straight where it is almost noticeable. Basically he is being facetious about who he is.

It can also be used in the pejorative to insult someone based on their sexuality.

"WHY YOU SO FACE-TI-OUS?"

Person1: hey what's up with cody last night?
person2: yeah, he was really facetious last night
person1: oh, i had no idea

by facetiousman November 22, 2011

FACHTS

It really means FACTS but Manc supporters can't spell

FACHTS

in response to everything

by daraghsg May 5, 2009

facheechingberg

Street talk for weed in eastern ontario, mostly used by franco-ontariens.

Dude lets go to the garage and smoke some of this Mexican facheechingberg!

by Lester B Pearson June 20, 2006

WASTEY FACETY

To become so drunk that you can not open your eyes open all way!

Amy was so wastey facety last night she ran into the garbage can!

by Jt Martin November 5, 2007

Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)

Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.

by Crayreck April 8, 2010