Evan

a man with smol pp and that could be much older and have the mental age of a 4 year old and the attention span of a fly.
he is often confused as a mentally handicapped person, and always wonders why most people are so nice to him.

store clerk guy- hello sir, is this all?
Evan- yyyEEEssSSsss iT iSSSs :)
store clerk guy- ah yes, i see. *gives groceries* have a very nice day.
Evan- okAy. *takes groceries*

by i sit on babies May 9, 2020

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Evan

A really awesome guy if your nice to him... he'll get really mad sometimes. But he's REALLY funny! Not afraid to say whats on his mind.

Girl 1: I hope Evan asks me to the dance he's super hot and really funny!

Girl 2: No you don't he has anger issues!

Girl 1: oh... :(

by Dani Cali August 16, 2011

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A guy who has to rely on pot smoking to survive. Gets pissed off when he is out of weed. A hard-core drinker. Likes to get naked and walk around the house when he is drunk.

That guys an Evan.

by Dee-Bo December 26, 2009

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Thinks everyone is his friend but every one really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat.A dumb Ginger that thinks he's cool but isn't. Thinks everyone is his friend but everyone really hates his guts and he also make fun of his friends (THAT'S A LIE about him having any friends)about random ass shit ugly as fuck boy reminds me of a fucking pussy cat

Hey look at Evan He looks so gay.

by ,amjnagvaqcd February 10, 2018

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