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Econ

The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.
by Platypussylove February 3, 2019
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Economy Monkey

A person who exists only as a cog in the capitalist economy that drives the US, often having no true free will.
I can’t believe you invested in the stock market you economy monkey!
by MooMooMalone March 4, 2021
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Connecticut Economy

The economic system which consists of three components: Communism, fascism, and extreme cronyism.
Person No. 1: O.K. so you worked your ass off for 16 years, you paid everything you made in state and local taxes, you put up with all of the verbal abuse, you did all of their work for them, and yet somehow you ended up with nothing to show for it. How come?

Person No. 2: I was working under a Connecticut economy system; I got exactly what I deserved.
by What I Am October 1, 2012
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The economy is booming

(Often used by greedy Republicans)

When the “economy” is booming, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. People work more than one job because too much of capitalism has driven them to need to and then the data reports to the immoral, avaricious politicians that the unemployment rate has plummeted. The lower classes don’t get enough money to consistently be financially sound for contributing all their hard work to the sake of this country run by idiots.
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emonet

Internet that constantly cuts itself.
"Sorry I didn't reply to your e-mail last night, my emonet was acting up."
by Sekuna October 23, 2007
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shore up our economy

Generic answer to appear better than actually prepared to respond.
Todd: Ho-ney....have you seen my fishi---WHOA, what in the hell is this tightly-ribbed, cucumber-shaped, giant rubber device used for?!

Sarah: Shore up our economy....it's ultimately all about job creation, you know.

Todd: Oh.
by pacorro January 15, 2009
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nigger trap (economic)

When the police place an 18-wheeler full of expensive electronics near a group of niggers rigged to close when a nigger is caught stealing the items.

These nigger traps are often placed near KFC's and/or McDonald's, or at your local hospital emergency room.

This is often confused with a bucket of fried chicken, bananas, and watermelon.
Jamarious: "Hey, what u be'ed locked up fo'?

Leroy: "Man i got caught in a "nigger trap (economic)" in da' hood!"
by Romizzle to the crunkizzle March 20, 2009
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