essayen

Ein bewusstes Reifenlassen eines Gedankens, bevor man ihn ausspricht oder handelt.

Ein mentaler Prozess zwischen Fühlen und Denken – wie ein Samen, der im Kopf wächst, bis er Form annimmt.

A: Warum hast du ihm noch nicht geantwortet?
B: Ich muss das erst essayen.

by Denis Borchert October 9, 2025

SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011

Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 18, 2020

omar elsayad

This guy is such an amazing guy frfr, he likes everyone cuz hes such a kind person and will never fail to impress the girliessssss, he hangs with dabois most of the time but gives much more time for some girls cuz damn they sexy. he is shit at chemistry tho, yet does so good in its exams idk how. hes madcute w tbh most of the girls fall for him, he usually can attract ur girl and yo mama too. but in the end hes a very good halal person so u wont see him kissing girls on trees before texting their dads. remember to sex with him tho cuz very fun ngll. also i have a crush on him lol

omg is that omar elsayad, i want to sex him so bad.

by omar's secret stalker September 12, 2021

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

ava essay

ava essa is one of the best people you will EVER meet

"I love ava essay so much shes genuinely the best person on this planet"

by avaessay May 5, 2024

Extended Essay

A essay that has to be written to complete your IB diploma, this essay fucking sucks I hope u fucking fail on this bullshit. Pussy niggas are the only ones who try hard on this goofy shit, this shit is driving me insane

*Person one* : "Hows your extended essay going?"
*Person two*: "I'm gonna fucking bomb an orphanage if I have to keep doing this pussy nigga I'm gonna raise hell with my gen 5 glock with an extended mag and a switch

by BootyLickins December 16, 2024