desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass

desmond stank like a bitch

by babyyyy May 25, 2019

Desmond

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.

Wow Desmond, rejected again!

by FaKe_Desi June 3, 2019

Desmond

Desmond if a mussy yellowed teeth black Haitian who always thinks he’s right but really needs to shut the fuck up and sometimes he acts gay round just for attention but truly and really he poor

Desmond Is really black and a bitch

by BBW black hat October 21, 2019

Desmond

you already know ;)

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by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 19, 2020

desmoney

Noun: A man who thinks he’s legend but is actually as delusional as the Joker

Man 1: we live in a society where Chads take all the Veronicas from legendary gamers such as myself

Man 2: shut up you desmoney

by Cok and Balz April 1, 2020

DesmondPilak

KEKW Who

"Yo dude, I was watching this dude on twitch the other day, his names DesmondPilak"-
"KEKW who?"

by Getfarked September 16, 2020