A game.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
When you find an otherwise gorgeous woman with a few extra pounds curving her butt/breasts/belly/hips, you sneak up and very lightly squeeze a lovehandle and shake it.
You then scream "COOKIE DOUUUGH!" and run away.
Amazingly, it causes any woman afflicted by it to freak out and either chase you or start crying.
|Woman|La-de-da~!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
|Man| *sneak*
|Woman| *thinks about shoes, or whatever it is bitches daydream about*
|Man| *springs up from behind! If he were a predatory animal, she'd be dead. grabbing her lovehandle* COOKIE DOUUUGH! *zoom*
|Woman| *freaks out, screams and flails* YOU ASSHOLE! Stop calling me Cookie Dough!
by Zachary B. October 01, 2005
A group of 7 or mor gay men, stand in a circle with a piece of bread. The first man jizz's on it and passes it to a random person, so on and so forth. The last person who gets the breat has to unload his special sauce on it, and then eat the bread himself.
by Chuckie!!! August 18, 2006
by Da Motherfucking Dough June 08, 2017
by loves2fuckfatties April 15, 2016
by Kevin Dascall October 26, 2006
by kreuts January 26, 2007
someone who works at a bakery and finds sexual gratification from squeezing dough. Dough sexuals find the dough feels like women’s breasts.
Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females
Note: only applies to those attracted to biological females
Emma is a Dough-sexual
by Pyjama pants December 28, 2019