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Douchedick

That term you use when you royally fuck up
Him: *puts gas in a diesel truck*

Him: AGHHH DOUCHEDICK
by Ck_bowers15 October 10, 2017
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douchenabler

A person who encourages and allows douchebag behavior
Mrs. Burrows is a douchenabler to her son
by Rachemu September 7, 2019
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Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.
Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.
by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021
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Douchenkrumple

n. A traditional Virginia hangover remedy.

When you are so unbelievably hungover that standing vertically is barely possible, so you recline in the tub, turn on the shower, and let the hot water splash over you as you recall snippets of your outrageous, pompous behavior from the night before. For a traditional Douchenkrumple allow the water wash away your regret for at least 30 minutes or until the water goes cold.
Georgann: "Are you coming to brunch? The bowling league you were taking Irish Car Bombs with might join"

Anders: "to be honest I might be taking my second douchenkrumple soon..."

Georgeann: "oh $%#..."
by Douchenkrumple January 10, 2022
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Doucheydarrendick

A compound word used for a dude that sucks. Specifically he sucks at Fantasy Sports. Typically stealing ideas from others and pretending like they were his ideas. A commissioner roadie. Also makes out with the twin brother of the commissioner to infiltrate league rules. Smells like bigfoots sick.
The one fella in my league is such a doucheydarrendick.
by Jetersalwayswin April 1, 2022
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Douchenigger

A nigger that is simultaneously a douchebag like pick a struggle nigga damn.
Look at that fucking douchenigger.
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the douchening

When a modest, respectful guy has sexual relations with a girl and transforms into a disrespectful douche who is hated by his previous friends.
Man, my friend hooked up with this girl last night and it seems like he already went through the douchening.
by Zoltorion October 2, 2016
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