by Greg Toland January 08, 2015
by megadong July 07, 2009
A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.
If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.
by Space Cowboy December 13, 2005
Excrement that comes out of one's behind. Made Naturally from humans and animals. Doesn't smell pleasant. Also reffered as male genitle organ, penis. Similar to Shit.
by USuCK2526@aol.com January 15, 2009
n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 23, 2005
by Chuckalatmilk October 01, 2016
Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.
Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!
by Donger Bonger October 17, 2011