doink

doink basically means a dumb person

“what? i thought you were 15?”
“im 16 you doink”

by glass/shards May 19, 2020

doink session with the boys

Smoking weed with the boys

Jack: Tryna have a doink session with the boys
Max: Bet what time is the session

Jack: 6pm my place

by Downey day we July 18, 2023

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

doink

Fall asleep quickly
Synonyms: Sleep, crash, pass out

Person A: Alright guys, see you later. I'm probably gonna go doink.

by CutieFox9 September 1, 2023

Doinked

A family friendly way of a youtuber named Gloom (Kassie) saying that someone got killed

It's mostly used in videos where she tries solving riddles (7-Second Riddles etc.)

Yup, that dude just got doinked.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

Doink

A rather thick joint that a group friends can enjoy

"Yo Carl i'm gonna need you to roll a next doink for the society"

by Alex9974 September 24, 2021

Billy Doink

Piece(s) of lint stuck inside of and/or intertwined with bodily hair, most commonly within the belly button or ass crack

Oprah: Look at the size of this billy doink I just pulled!
Lebron: I wish I had billy doinks like you :(
Oprah: SMD you hairless pubescent virgin!

by mrpoopybutthole8472738 October 17, 2023