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derka scooter

The act of giving a girl anal sex while holding her hair with two hands in a handle bar position until she starts farting uncontrolably and sounds like a moped.
Did you hear casmo gave that bitch the Derka Scooter all night long then drove her home on his goped?
by Creature Mcgivins April 9, 2008
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dork

One who is a silly goose, who is smart and perhaps a little awkward, but is ultimately harmless. Should be used w/ positive connotation, unlike it's angry cousin "loser."
Andon is such a dork for not realizing Andrea pulled that chair out from under him!
by Anne-drey-uh January 10, 2009
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Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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Dork Fish

A word that means silly, if you are called a dork fish it means you did somehing stupid but n one wants to call you stupid.
Jacob your such a dork fish, your not supposto eat raw fish!
by Darkness_WIthin July 1, 2006
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Derkus

A Derkus is a creature, smaller than an atom, which makes up all that lives, and all that doesn't live. As in, everything ever. Think of it as the molecules of a molecule. Derkus is in us all, in the trees, in the grass, in dogs, cats, even Jesus. It's kind of like the force, but it doesn't make you a jedi.
"Aw man, there's derkus all over me...and inside me...I AM A DERKUS!"
by Gunther Palkas March 12, 2008
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dork

Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.
I'm such a dork for writing this.
by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 9, 2005
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