kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.
Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy
by Djsnow February 17, 2017
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rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software
"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"
by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023
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volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.
If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
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discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.
Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.
by Alfieallin February 06, 2022
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ten finger discount

related to the term "five finger discount", whereas instead of obtaining an item for free by shoplifting, additionally obtaining whatever is currently in the store's register through threat (armed robbery). name originates from the presence of all ten fingers of victims of the discount being in the air (hands in the air).
Timmy was caught claiming a five finger discount on a bottle of Heineken, and thus performed a ten finger discount on the liquor store in retaliation.
by HeyJustChillin April 01, 2023
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nice stripe discount

100% off
I'll give it to you for a nice stripe discount!
by randomuser1099234 May 17, 2019
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friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you
Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount
by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020
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