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dinosaur vision 

"Dinosaur eyes take in a wider view, bending in at the edges like a glass globe filled with water. Nothing is gray or drab or dull; rather they see swimming particles of color, a moving mosaic of dancing colored specks. As we would see a starscape in the night sky, they see a sparkling "lifescape" in the woods by day, a world teeming with life.

Some humans see with dinosaur vision, Bix explained: artists, poets, and children. But for the rest of us, as we grow older, the mammalian part of the brain clouds over the reptilian part, and drains away a little glory of the world." --James Gurney, "Dinotopia"
Rose lenses or dinosaur vision, I tell you life is still glorious. Or at least, I want to believe that it is. Give me screwdriver so that I might fix these damned glasses!
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Dinosaur Burps 

1. really loud burps

2. A gutter hop group from Charleston, WV
Did you see the Dinosaur Burps last night, those dudes are total bad asses

Dinosaur Kiss

To lick another person's face from the tip of the nose to the hairline. A particularly good way to end a first date.
Brad: Oh man, dude, Melanie totally gave me a dinosaur kiss after our date last night. Score!
Dinosaur Kiss by arktour April 10, 2010

dinosaur therapy 

Dinosaur therapy is the treatment for the occasion where you have a anoying, large relentless boner and you are at school,home,ect, and you want to get rid of the boner. If you think and concentrate on dinosaurs fighting(violently) you will be pleasently be suprise the boner is GONE!!! IT WORKS!
"Man! Thanks Nick, your dinosaur therapy did the trick with my boner! I can now concentreate on more important things in life like weed and academics."
dinosaur therapy by spunkye February 28, 2009

Dinosaur Egg 

The act of fisting a woman in the ass, then trying to open your hand up, while said hand is still inserted.
"Debbie could do nothing but scream when I successfully pulled off a Dinosaur Egg."
Dinosaur Egg by PEM February 7, 2005

Dinosaur Butterflies 

The feeling of anxiousness/nervousness you get in your stomach when you're with the most amazing person you've ever met.
Man, everytime I'm with Juliana, I get those dinosaur butterflies in my stomach

dinosaur jesus 

Neo had many previous versions of himself;many "ones." So did Jesus. One of them was a dinosaur. Probably.
dinosaur jesus by hoifer June 16, 2003