Dickered

Synonym for drunk.

Experience can be enhanced by smoking a joint.

Hey Kyle lets get Turkey and the crew, then get dickered tonight! Weck will probably break the water fountain again and put a hole in Alexa's fridge! Then, we can go mess with carrot as he locks himself in his room and skypes!

by Sheriff69 November 28, 2012

Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability

Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008

Dickdrip

The ultimate insult. It is used for a person that causes complete disgust. It parallels a diseased penis. It can be used for either gender because the it is not referring to the dick itself, but rather the drip caused by the diseased penis.

Person 1; "You are an offense to humanity, to civilization, to everything that is wholesome."
Person 2; "That may be true, but you are nothing but a dickdrip."

by sexmykeyboard January 1, 2010

Dicked up

Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.

To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.

Person A: dude I couldnt get her wet last night so she left early

Person B: man...you dicked up

by Hoskii April 4, 2019

Dickervention

When an intervention is needed because you or someone you love is powerless over The D.

My girl Lauri was airtight last night playing vaginal tetris . I think she needs a dickervention.

by Tarendactyl June 22, 2016

Dickerick

A limerick poem written with or about a penis.

There once was a penis named Fred
Who had a rotund little head
And in perfect time
The head begat slime
All over my Auntie Jean's bed

"Kelly, why do you always face the wall when you write?"
"I can't help it mom, I don't like it when you watch me make my dickericks."

by Emerson44 September 3, 2016

Dickered

Drunk.
Plastered.
Wasted.
Loaded.

Holy fuck am I ever dickered, bud!

by Ran133 May 23, 2018