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Dese Nuts

An explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter "D" is brought up into conversation. The person hearing the "D" will obnoxiously shout "Dese Nuts," making the victim who brought up "D" look foolish and dim-witted. "Dese" is meant to be a shorter version of "These"
Joe: Man, my report card is filled with C's and D's
Rob: Dese NUTS

Joe: d00d It's so hot out here, I could use a refreshing glass of Sunny D
Rob: Sunny Dese Nuts

Joe: Guys, guys. Tracy has Double D's
Cliff: I knoowwwww
Rob: Double Dese Nuts
Cliff: AHHHH Joe you loser

Joe: Hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
Cliff: D
Joe: Dese nuts AHHHHH

Teacher: What's your last name, son?
Rob: It starts with a D
Joe: COUGHdesenutsCOUGH

Joe: D00d Kid Cudi's new album is so sweet
Rob: Kid Cud-ese nuts

Joe: Hey d00d can you please burn me that CD
Rob: CD-ese nuts AHHH

Teacher: Hello I will be your substitute for today. You can call me Mr. D
Joe: Mr Dese Nuts AHHHHH
by robsjoes12 December 7, 2009
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desert rain

When you ejaculate onto a woman's (or man's) face and proceed to throw sand at them so it sticks to their head.
Bitch wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a little desert rain.
by desertrain August 4, 2008
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Deisel

Definition:

1.) A slag term for the drug, heroin (a.k.a. "smack")

2.) A certain strain of high quality marijuana.
Example:

a.) "Yo man, we were banging some killer deisel last night."

b.) "I've got three plants of deisel growing in my closet."
by RubbaDub9202 September 24, 2009
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Delsea

A school with stereotypical faggots who talk about football, wrestling, and call of duty for Xbox360 until they crap themselves. They tend to brag saying how they can beat anyone's ass and brag about how good they are on Xbox Live.
Delsea kid: YEAH! DELSEA! FOOTBALL! WEIGHTLIFTING! YEAH!! CALL OF DUTY!! PRESTIGE RANK 10! YEAH! YEAH! WOOO! WOOO!

Other kid: What the fuck are you some faggot from delsea or something?

Delsea kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IMMA BEAT YOUR ASS OKAY! IM IN FUCKIN WRESTLING ALRIGHT!!
by Anonymous9090909 December 20, 2009
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desert eagle

Among the most powerful handguns ever made, this gun was made famous by its appearance in many films and computer games. Useful for blowing people's heads into mush.
Eat .50 AE round, zombie scum!
by Snake January 16, 2005
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desensitize

to make insensitive to certain things, comments, issues, etc...
by DaCatsMeow April 8, 2007
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desert

n, Usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. Usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. At night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. If found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

When mentioning the word "desert," only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.
The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.
by bAc0Nb0Y March 13, 2005
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