beaster denial

After purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.

Friend 1:"Hey man, you want to check out the weed I have right now, it is some heady shit."
Friend 2: (upon inspection) "Oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. And they smell like hay."
Friend 1:"No way dude, I paid twenty a G for these buds!"
Friend 2:"Wow, looks like you are experiencing a classic case of beaster denial."

by Person.0001 April 26, 2011

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Deviantart

A webpage where people can post their own art/literature. While there are well-done stories and art in this page, there is a large majority of crappy ones as well.

"Deviantart. A great place for furries, weight-gain lovers, and attention-seekers."

by FiggyMiggy March 9, 2019

defiance

A town in Ohio graced with short sight and small minds; where your business is everyone else's; the black hole of goals; and the ball and chain of dreamers, truly a great place to live.

Town of Defiance: "What do you want to do with your life Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "I want to follow my dreams, become great and change the world!"

Town of Defiance: "Fuck that Jimmy, little did you know we have been trying to keep you down since you were born by talking about you behind your back, getting overly involved in your life, we will suck you back in, because Defiance is the black hole of all hopes and dreams. Defiance, a great place to live if you have no dreams!

Jimmy: "What the hell is wrong with you people, fuck this, I am never coming back."

by escapee November 1, 2004

Defiant Deposit

After a night of love making and the male wakes up rock hard and ready but is denied the morning love makin', he proceeds to rub a quick one out, shoot it on the sheets and leave immediately.

"Man, she said she was tired and hung over and didn't feel like doin' it so I had to leave the Defiant Deposit.

by Steezay July 9, 2010

deianeira

A super hot girl with a kicking bod, especially the booty. She is sassy and is a badass who has all the guys chasing after her. She is well known for her eyes and sense of humour. She has really good energy that can make a bad day better. She loves to travel and is a great friend!

I was having a really terrible day until I started talking to Deianeira. She is awesome.

by CarrieNeal April 28, 2016

Defiance, Ohio

A great Folk-Punk band from Columbus, Ohio.
Some great songs include:
Bikes and Bridges
Hey Kathleen, are you hungry?
Im Just going to Leave...

Hey! Defiance, ohio is coming to town to do a show!
Sweet, lets go to that!

by .bikes.and.bridges. May 22, 2004