Definitions by FiggyMiggy

Cracker box 

A bus or van full of white people otherwise known as crackers

The people in the Cracker box go yap! yap! yap!

Cracker box by FiggyMiggy March 7, 2020

Cypress 

The most boring town in Houston Texas. The majority of people there have the most dry personalities and the population is mostly composed of churchgoing old people, Karens, and douchebags.

Guy 1: So what do your grandparents post on facebook?
Guy 2: Mostly minion memes and how our generation can't interact with others and hate Jesus.
Guy 1: where do they live again?
Guy 2: Cypress, Texas.
Guy 1: Makes sense.

Cypress by FiggyMiggy February 23, 2020

Kraggily 

To be stiff; dry

My lips feel Kraggily

Kraggily by FiggyMiggy March 15, 2019

Deviantart 

A webpage where people can post their own art/literature. While there are well-done stories and art in this page, there is a large majority of crappy ones as well.

"Deviantart. A great place for furries, weight-gain lovers, and attention-seekers."

Deviantart by FiggyMiggy March 9, 2019

Ferrari 

Once a well-known car manufacture known for racing in formula one, Ferrari has unfortunately de-evolved into a brand for rich douchebags who only use it to show off.

"I'm gonna flex on my haters by showing off my Ferrari

Ferrari by FiggyMiggy March 9, 2019

Scotty Kilmer 

An honest, toyota-loving, experienced auto mechanic who does YouTube videos such as car buying advice and auto repair.

Scotty Kilmer before every video: "REV UP YOUR ENGINES!"

Scotty Kilmer by FiggyMiggy March 8, 2019